Shown below are the current vote totals in the Can't Stop Stupid Calls Contest.
- 811 Why Me??
- 658 Customer Who Desperately Needed Help
- 221 The Jokes on Me
- 162 I've got your 411 right here.
- 148 You've Got to be Kidding Me
- 65 Hemorrhoids
- 61 Do Telephone Numbers Have Time Zones?
- 53 It's called, "Shut Up and Drive" Morons
- 52 I only have a $5 copay.........
- 51 I love my customers
- 50 I'm Not Paid to Sell the Competitor
- 44 I Just Play With Them!
- 39 Stop Harassing Me
- 35 Heard of a Solar Powered Pager?
- 26 Get Lucky
- 19 But I like how light it is now.
- 18 Child Services please
- 17 Does a Two-Year-Old Count as a Dependent?
- 17 What did you not understand ??
- 15 Ahead of his time
Voting has ended. Thank you for your responses.




