Have you seen my teeth? – 1 votes

Speaker Phone – 13 votes

I’ve got your 411 right here. – 162 votes

And you can get “surf” the internet?? – 3 votes

How you gurna make me mejjuh mah thaz? – 1 votes

international calls

Weight Loss – 4 votes

Daddy where’s my hampster? – 1 votes

Can’t boil water – 1 votes

Dirty, dirty DVDs. – 9 votes

FYI Ma’am, Fraud is Illegal – 1 votes

Confirmation

Heloo, Steve!!

But I like how light it is now. – 19 votes

Stupid ought’a hurt more! – 5 votes

Split personalities? – 2 votes

Well, Who’s my phone company?? – 3 votes

Electric Idiot – 2 votes

Press while ringing – 10 votes

I Don’t Know Where I LIve – 1 votes

Does Warranty Cover??? – 3 votes

750 for a year… – 5 votes

Drive from Arizona to Alaska in one day? – 4 votes

How could she have not known – 1 votes

Why Won’t You Fix My Phone…? – 2 votes

That’s Going Where? – 6 votes

911 for Library, please

MY BLANKITY BLANK BLANK INTERNET IS BROKEN – 2 votes

I’ve Never Heard of That Phone, But Ok – 2 votes

Magical Billing – 2 votes

Cash over the phone – 6 votes

The world is full of crazy people. – 4 votes

That information is PRIVATE! – 4 votes

OPEN YOUR EYES!

My TV’s out! – 2 votes

Voicemails

Chop down that tree – 1 votes

Programming the remote – 4 votes

Can u please Spell it?

Oh yea!!

In a Hurry – 6 votes

Just Fax Me – 1 votes

It’s The Simple Things…

“Where’s Repairdo”

Hemorrhoids – 65 votes

2 Virginias? – 3 votes

Train Workout – 4 votes

This is a lemon – 1 votes

I Won’t Be Able to Make My Mortgage Payment…

How much is a Latte? – 4 votes

Hmmm what happens when i lick it? – 7 votes

Nicolas Cage’s dad…I was the STOOOPID one!!! – 2 votes

stupid – 3 votes

Webster’s 911 – 9 votes

Double Whammy! – 4 votes

Shy Lady – 13 votes

Hamburger with Cheese – 4 votes

Circus Ace – 11 votes

WHY DID YOU CALL ME you IDIOT? – 4 votes

You called then why? – 5 votes

Contracts – 2 votes

IS IT COVERED? – 3 votes

Tub Trouble – 4 votes

Of Heroes and Boulevards – 4 votes

The miraculous cell phone. – 1 votes

Submariner – 1 votes

Retention – 1 votes

I dont know the problem, but I need you to fix it. – 5 votes

Spanish Call – 1 votes

Why is my phone not working? – 2 votes

HOW DO I GO TO THE BATHROOM?!! – 3 votes

Exotic Travel – 2 votes

Persistence – 6 votes

duh…… – 1 votes

“Dude I Lost My Tickets. Well…” – 13 votes

At The Office – 3 votes

Why Me?? – 803 votes

A is for Aardvark – 6 votes

DUH!!! – 9 votes

Check the back – 2 votes

What’s the Price? – 1 votes

Lets make a deal – 3 votes

I want a refund! – 5 votes

Has it shipped? – 3 votes

IQ tests should be mandatory – 5 votes

a warranty

Idiocy in Card Activation – 14 votes

Pay your phone – 1 votes

3 Day Shipping – 3 votes

Ahead of his time – 15 votes

Now That Wasn’t Very Nice…

..so I Stopped Making Payments, What Would You Do?

My Lawn Guy Lost His Glasses, Will You Cover That? – 1 votes

No wireless signal while driving…

Oh, uh….. (click) – 1 votes

The Jokes on Me – 221 votes

Do I look like directory assistance?!?

don’t eat – 3 votes

Telecommunicator?!? – 2 votes

Try the Frozen Food Aisle

Do Telephone Numbers Have Time Zones? – 61 votes

I’ma tell my mama! – 1 votes

I’m Not Paid to Sell the Competitor – 50 votes

But I did turn off the computer! – 6 votes

What’s a semi-colon and a front slash?

Are you sure?

The due date is, well.. when it’s due – 6 votes

Dead Dog

Stop Harassing Me – 39 votes

Can I Get a Cruise? – 1 votes

Then why are you calling me? – 2 votes

No – 1 votes

Stupid Hospital

Wrong Day – 1 votes

I Still Have Checks – 6 votes

The Undead Cat

Who turned out the lights – 11 votes

GPS Packing Bichon – 11 votes

My Sensor is broke – 1 votes

The Operating System of your monitor – 4 votes

Why is my gas bill so high?

ESP and speech class

What’s Blue? – 2 votes

Devil Cellphone number – 1 votes

Liquid Gold – 1 votes

Cookies – 4 votes

No envelope at all? – 1 votes

They’re all phone companies – 3 votes

If you can’t help me, I am going to kill myself – 2 votes

What did you not understand ?? – 17 votes

What is the Booking Number? – 3 votes

What is a Window?????? – 9 votes

Wait I’m not done yet!

ET Phone Home

Adult ppv – 5 votes

Kaboom! – 2 votes

Is it plugged in???? – 3 votes

Heard of a Solar Powered Pager? – 35 votes

Please, Don’t Confuse Me With Too Much Information – 3 votes

Why doesn’t my gift card have more money on it? – 3 votes

Somebody Call 911! – 1 votes

I love my customers – 51 votes

I Don’t Have a Zip Code?? – 1 votes

Call from a Math Teacher – 4 votes

Taunt me, I dare you! – 3 votes

Would You Like to Leave a Message – 2 votes

donnabbiggs

I HAVE A CONFIRMATION NUMBER – 5 votes

Read My Mind – 2 votes

Vasectomy or Not – 1 votes

Child Services please – 18 votes

What a jerk!!!!! – 2 votes

so you say you’re not addicted… – 2 votes

I’m back from the Dead and Want Security Services – 4 votes

Play Dumb – 1 votes

And you called me… why? – 5 votes

Absentminded Caller

Brown?!? – 1 votes

“The Height Of Arrogance” – 2 votes

“never mind…” – 2 votes

Way below his pay grade – 3 votes

Play-doh – 4 votes

And you work where???? – 2 votes

I Just Play With Them! – 44 votes

my phone doesn’t work – 4 votes

THE DOG TOOK THE CREDIT CARD AND WENT SHOPPING – 6 votes

A Dead Customer

Parking Lot – 5 votes

No Dial Tone – 6 votes

Lost Voicemails….

Burning Question – 7 votes

U can’t be serious? – 3 votes

Your Catalougue is Possesed!! – 1 votes

I’M DEAD? – 3 votes

Where Do I Click? – 5 votes

Rocks in the Toilet

“Lost & Found” Couple? – 3 votes

Stupid is as Stupid Does – 2 votes

Wet AMEX

Very Large Post Office Boxes – 1 votes

Next, We Are Going to Take Over the World…. – 4 votes

No Sir.. You Can Not Make That Into a Jigsaw Puzzle – 6 votes

Dropped call

Take me off your list…goodbye – 1 votes

Is It Really That Close?

The coffee holder – 1 votes

You’ve Got to be Kidding Me – 148 votes

Call Forwarding – 6 votes

Can You Charge My Phone? – 9 votes

Divorces are messy – 4 votes

The Computer – 6 votes

Trying to make it seem like I’m not doing my job

Hi is this the electric company?

YOUR BANK SUPPORTS TERRORISTS!!!! – 2 votes

Customer Who Desperately Needed Help – 653 votes

Stupid People Shouldn’t Own Cell Phones – 1 votes

Windex and Computers Don’t Mix – 1 votes

CRAZY SCARY

caller id – 1 votes

“Dead Zone” Cell Phone Service – 7 votes

meat

Scheduling Issues – 1 votes

Legitimately Ridiculous – 6 votes

Secret password – 1 votes

Defaulting Is Bad

Why are my funds insignificant!?!?!?! – 4 votes

I only have a $5 copay……… – 52 votes

Why Crack Dealers Don’t Accept (Major Credit Card) – 3 votes

Turn on the TV! – 3 votes

Windows? – 1 votes

don’t light a match – 3 votes

Seriously?! – 2 votes

Canada’s another country? – 3 votes

Mouse Tales – 4 votes

Forget Someone? – 3 votes

I’m calling the police – 4 votes

Waive My Late Charge! – 1 votes

Doesn’t get stupider than this.

Window Seat – 7 votes

Does a Two-Year-Old Count as a Dependent? – 17 votes

Are people really this stupid? – 1 votes

It’s called, “Shut Up and Drive” Morons – 53 votes

I Suppose I’m Gonna Need a Rental Car… – 7 votes

Get Lucky – 26 votes

Just Turn it Over – 4 votes

NO, WE OWE YOU!! – 4 votes

My Cable Services Are Not Working In My Bedroom – 6 votes

A What? – 1 votes

Fleece – 1 votes