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I only have a $5 copay………

Posted by djz1963 at 6:05 PM on 09.11.08

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I work for a Third Party Administrator. Meaning, the company I work for “administer’s” a “self-insured ” employer’s group health plan. We don’t sell insurance, we only administer your employer’s health plan according to “their” specifications. “They” pick and choose what “they” want “their” plan to cover, because “self insured” plans can do that. :-)

So, I get a call from a confused gentleman, it goes like this:

Insured: I went to my doctor and all he did was draw out two tubes of blood from my arm and now I am getting a bill for $1500. My insurance card says that I only have to pay $5 for doctor office visits. So why wasn’t this rest of this bill paid in full?

Me: Okay sir, I understand your concern. Can I please have your name and your member id number?

Insured: yada yada yada

Me: Let’s take a look at your insurance benefits. By chance, do you have a copy of your plan booklet readily available to view this information with me?

Insured: Nooooo. I don’t even know where that thing is. Who reads them anyway? It says right on my card I only have to pay $5 for doctor office visits. What else is there to know?

Me: Alright sir. Well, as a friendly fyi, it is recommended that in your best interest as a patient with insurance coverage, to take a little time to get to know how your benefit plan works. Now, with that said, according to your insurance plan booklet, page 53, it explains that your plan will cover doctor office visits at 100% after the $5 copay. However, it also says that “all other medically necessary services” are subject to the plan’s $2000 calendar year deductible.

Insured: Uh huh, so……what does that mean?

Me: Well, unfortunately, that means the doctor will be sending you a bill for $1500 because that is the amount that was applied towards your $2000 calendar year deductible.

Insured: (about a 4 second silence that seems like forever)……………Okay…..then, what I’m going to do is send that bill to ya’ll, that way you can apply it to the rest of my deductible and send the difference to the doctor. Dial Tone……

What the hay??????? Like that’s gonna happen…….heehee,,,,People take some responsibility. Get to know your group insurance plan….PLEASE….get informed. Your poor planning doesn’t constitute an emergency on my part……however, it could mean bad credit on yours…..da-he, da he…….. Oh, BTW have a nice day….Muah!

22 Responses to “I only have a $5 copay………”


  • I copy that sister…..

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on September 18th, 2008 at 8:46 am

  • the story still rings funny on the 2nd day to.

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on September 19th, 2008 at 9:10 am

  • still counting….

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on September 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am

  • good story

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on September 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 am

  • still going strong…

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on September 24th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

  • still counting…

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on September 25th, 2008 at 8:37 am

  • almost done.

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on September 26th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

  • I know what your feeling!. i work in the same field. its funny!!! HAHAHAHA!.

    Posted by diana t. on September 29th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

  • you have got to be kidding me???!!!!????….that is so hilarious, it should be front page news…you go girl!!!

    Posted by tracie alsbury-nichols on September 29th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

  • and by the way…if the other half of that dude sketched at the top of this page was there…its a dead ringer for my ex-husband…lol…sry…doesnt have a thing to do with your story…love ya donna!!!

    Posted by tracie alsbury-nichols on September 29th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

  • keep it going

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on September 30th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

  • you’ve got it.

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on October 2nd, 2008 at 4:33 pm

  • allmost forgot again.

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on October 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm

  • its almost over D.

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on October 7th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

  • I’ve done it….

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on October 9th, 2008 at 9:04 am

  • Great point….I feel bad for the guy.. Yet, that is why they get all the paperwork…

    Posted by BGutierrez on October 9th, 2008 at 10:56 am

  • Is it almost over?……:)

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on October 10th, 2008 at 9:12 am

  • What is the detable??? LOL………

    Posted by Janet K Lucio on October 10th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

  • funny, but sadly true……….I have that same $2000 deductible on my insurance!

    Posted by pat on October 12th, 2008 at 7:03 am

  • almost finished…

    Posted by Maria Rosary Hernandez on October 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am

  • I keep having to call my insurance company. They deny coverage because the doctor was not our PCP. I ask them to check their records and lo and behold the doctor really is our PCP. They ask us to resubmit the bill. Then they deny the bill because it’s a “duplicate that they’ve already denied”. Well, no duh Einstein it was wrongly denied the first time and now you’ve made it two. Then we get to talk to a “supervisor” who resubmits it within the system with comments.

    Months later the Doctor gets paid.

    Posted by george on October 15th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

  • thank God learned to read and not ignore the fine print! You go girl.

    Posted by Sandra R on October 15th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

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